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You may have noticed a change in our Kaleberg Emblem. We have replaced our more light hearted Kaleberg at sea with a tribute to New York City for the duration. We also have the following words:

There was a reason the fanatics who attacked the United States September 11 chose a non-military target in New York. New York is full of everything they hate: Jews, homosexuals, uppity women, sexy entertainment, music, religious diversity, and mouthy individualists who believe they have a right to choose the way they live. And all of us who think those things are worth having or at least have a right to exist need to know that the city took a hit for us. So we have a suggestion to fight back. Visit New York now and spend some money. You will never get a better deal or be more welcome.

We can also fight back by standing up for American religious freedom. If your community has experienced any bigoted incidents directed toward Muslim Americans or Americans who may look like Muslims (such as Sikhs), take action. Call your church, your temple, or your synagogue and set up a partnership with a local mosque or Sikh temple. Offer to escort women who wear the hejab, chador, turban, or burkha on errands around town. Talk to your children about prejudice. We must fight our enemies not each other.

Update on October 25th

The Kalebergs are back from their two weeks in New York City. For the Kaleberg take on the Big Apple, here is our Patriotic Poundage Tour Report.

We just spoke to a representative of City Harvest, a charitable group that helps New York City restaurants donate unused food to the hungry, and they are desperate for help now. Not only are they finding more people in need in their relief efforts downtown, but the restaurants they count on to donate food have been so hard hit, that donations are down. You can help them directly by sending money to City Harvest (follow our link), or indirectly by traveling to New York City and eating in restaurants.


Food and Travel

 City Reviews - Restaurants and Stuff

Travel Newsletters

  • New York - May 1998
  • San Francisco, Hawaii - April 1999
  • Patriotic Poundage Tour Report - October 2001
  • Travel & Hiking Ideas

    Recipes

    Also, check out the National Chervil Board for chervil recipes.

    Petroglyphs

    We were going through our photo archives and realized that we have pictures of petroglyphs from around the world. These inclue:


    Typical Web Humor

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    Lose Your Ass Guides

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    Useful Latin Phrases

    We've all heard "De omnibus non est disputandum". Now find out what it means.

    Hair Safari

    Relive the excitement of a genuine hair safari, just like the one we took a few years back.

    Food Tiger Cookbook

    From today's headlines to tonight's dinner table. Take a look at what America will be cooking in the Food Tiger Cookbook.

    Dumplings on the March

    Being a brief history of dumplings.


    Miscellaneous

    The "Tunnel No End" Sign

    The Tunnel No End sign is one of the great traffic artifacts of Boston and likely to be replaced once the Central Artery comes off Prozac sometime next century. If you live or travel in Boston frequently, you have most likely seen this sign, but most people are too traffic dazed to marvel properly. So, here it is, with its own page on the web, for your enjoyment.

    Carving Terminology

    Did you know that there are special terms for cutting up different kinds of animals? That is, for carving them at the table. Before electric knives and precarved turkey, this used to be a great skill, one that you could get you invited to dinner despite your choice in ties. Check out our carving terminology page.

    Lexiphage

    Lexiphage is one of those old useless garbage and hacks (ughs) from back in the 1970s and about time too.

    Humor, Wit and the Like

    Was that wit? Was it humor? Or, was it irony? Check out this useful chart to tell.

    Man's Best Friend

    You have probably heard a version of this ode to man's best friend, but had no idea of where it came from.


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