Lose

Your

Ass

Guides

from Kaleberg Symbionts

The Lose Your Ass Guides are a totally new concept ­ guide books for the total novice seeking complete competence in critical concepts in a concise compendium. It used to take years to gain the level of understanding necessary to consistently make money on the market, to successfully remodel one's dwelling or to use even the most anemic sort of computer. But now, Lose Your Ass Guides have changed all that. Even an ordinary driving around guy or gal can become an expert, literally overnight, in a broad variety of critical, but rewarding areas. Enhance your life with Lose Your Ass Guides.

Our motto ­ "A little learning is a dangerous thing".

New for 1999!

Our first three titles are out now and coming to a bookstore near you!

Lose Your Ass

Remodelling Your Home

Learn everything you need to know to lose your ass remodelling your home. You don't have to be Frank Gehry to make your comfortable home look like a wallboard factory explosion, all you need to know is in our guide.

Cheese Board Siding ­ harness the power of cheese

Foundation, Shmoundation - so the earth moved

Lose Your Ass with

Windows 98

Learn everything you need to know to lose your ass with Windows 98. You don't have to be Bill Gates to be clueless in Seattle, all you need to know is in our guide.

The Disk Unformatter - freedom for bytes

DEFIG.BAT - more than just fruit for flying mammals

Lose Your Ass with

Stocks & Bonds

Learn everything you need to know to lose your ass on Wall Street. You don't have to be George Soros to make it big where others fear to tread, all you need to know is in our guide.

Buy Low and Sell High ­ and other market myths

Inertial Investing - use the other guy's momentum