The Big Sleep

(from The Too Big House by Sara Sue-Sank-Her)

There is a place in this world for king size beds, but this is no longer the age of kings. We are all bigger than that now, and we need a bigger place to sleep. When I design a bedroom, I start with the bed and build around it. A mega-imperial mesa-top mattress is just right for me, and even Goldilocks would agree. I just hate not having room to turn over. Sleep is important; so why put limits on sleep.

I always feel at home on the range, and there's lots of room for sheep to count there as well.